|Lady on the bus next to me:||Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?|
|Little boy:||I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.|
|Lady:||And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?|
|Boy:||It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.|
|Lady:||Do you want to be a Sith?|
|Boy:||No! I am Obi-Wan!|
Tad R. Callister (via grandviziertothesultanofagrabah)
God just spoke to me right here.
You cannot pray for an A on a test and study for a B. You cannot pray for a celestial marriage and live a telestial life. You cannot pray for something and act less.
okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like
poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people
this movie is so good
and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history
and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean
and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs